Today I got frisked by a nice young German policeman....okay well not psychically, he had a wand that beeped a lot. We needed to get some documents notarized, it is very difficult and costly to have done here in Germany. We had to go to the US Consulate office so that is why we were frisked or scanned. High security, like at the airport...kinda made me chuckle a lot of hoopla for a couple stamps.
After I left there I was waiting for my tram, though I miss having a car, I love the tram system here. It is always on time and pretty clean. I was standing next to this women waiting and next thing I know she opens here shopping bag and throws up in it and then closes it like nothing, continues to stand there. I was like WTF are you kidding me, who does that. I moved away so fast. She carried her bag on the tram, thankfully we were waiting for different trams.
Later in the day on my bike ride home from my daughters science fair , I saw a naked guy on his balcony in all his glory shaking a sheet or towel. Wasn't really focusing on what he was shaking I mean the object that is. I lost my balance temporarily .....as I gave him the thumbs up.
Quite the day I must say!
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Much more interesting than mine!
One time on vacation marc and I were on a paddle boat in the bay and we saw a man scurrying about the deck of his sail boat. he waved to us and we waved back. As we got closer we realized that he was butt naked! There wasn't a tan line in sight...
well let's see...today I played tennis and bought a phone for my kid who is going away...I think I would have rather seen a funny looking naked man and a weird lady.
Wow, what a day! That is really gross what that woman did, man! Was the naked man old or young? Not that it matters! LOL Funny day...:)
XO
Ah the life of an American Frau living in Germany!!! Everyday a new and exciting thing. Love you guys and can't wait to see you in 23 days!!!! Love, karen
Wow... Thats quite the day! ;)
ARE YOU Kidding ME!!! Well at least the day got better and you saw the guy AFTER the vomit lady!! LOL
I love that you gave him a thumbs up. That's awesome.
eeewwwww.... why didn't that woman throw away the bag of vomit!!!! You poor thing....I would lose my appetite if I saw that. ... and too bad your camera was not handy for the last part of your day!!! WOW, what a day!!! xoxo
OMG, ya wonder what she will do with that bag-o-vomit......
love your tales from far away....xoxo
She threw up in her bag? What a freak! Maybe too much sauerkraut!
OMG! I am laughing out loud here! Hilarious! Well...except for the lady on the tram.
You know, April Fools is today, not yesterday.... ;)
Ick throwing up in a purse. That is so gross.
Maybe the "sick" lady saw all the shaking too and she couldn't handle it! Was it one thumbs up or two?
Thanks for making me laugh!
WHOA! Your day for sure was about the anatomy! Enjoy your day! xoxo
Thanks for the laugh and the visual! Never a dull moment! So funny! Mary :)
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