Tuesday, February 17, 2009

No Bathing suit allowed

I'm one of those prude Americans, that like to see nudity in the privacy of ones own home. If I happen to see nudity outside of home it is only acceptable in my mind if it’s a nice nude to look at.... like The David or like Edward Cullen or Beckham. My first half hour in Austria as beautiful and picturesque as it is was tainted by the naked man I saw coming from the Sauna room, old, fat, hairy not Beckham! Sauna and steam room here at our Hotel No bathing suits allowed!


Now imagine this sauna filled with naked, over weight Europeans and sorry really old! icky! I'm so sore and can barely walk from skiing but I just can't do naked!

8 comments:

t.t. millers said...

EWWWWW! One time Todd came home from the gym and said there was a naked old man walking around with only penny loafers on. WTF?

Somer Love said...

yeah nakey ole men not GOOD!

preppyplayer said...

When we were on Martinique years ago Marc was so disapointed. He had heard there was topless sunbathing. I wear a one piece so he wasn't going to see it from me and the only other people topless were women over 60-not pretty.

Ina J Offret said...

I hate that! Even at my own gym when the ladies are walking around the women's locker room topless or with nothing on and ask you a direct question and where are you supposed to look!!! I am always covered up! Call me a prude! Proud to be one!! xo

Joyce said...

Oh girls here I was going to invite you and to pack light to a retreat! LOL...
This reminds me when I was younger working at OHare and went to the canary islands (BTW a fun trip). At that time I felt why not join them and went topless. LOL... Today would be a different story. LOL...
I miss your visits every morning! I'm glad you are safely back! xoxo

PS Did you take your pup with you or does she go to doggy spa camp?

cathee said...

I wanted to send you a Beckham picture to make the memory go away, but I lost your email. Just google him with the word underwear and all will be right with the world.

Frau said...

Thanks all for your support that its not a pretty site. Took a steam last night, could barely walk after skiing and thank god the polish people agree and they had their suits on so we are not the only prude country! But still saw too many man parts....few young ones this time (not complaining shhh!)

Kwana said...

I'm cracking up here. Sorry no Beckham.