Friday, May 22, 2009

No more Jo-Jo diets !!

Okay I have been a bit of a slacker, it's no lie. I need to seriously drop some lbs. My gym is famous for sending my nice emails reminding me to come be "sporty"! As if my muffin top is not enough of a reminder. Here is my latest reminder email and I have to say I'm excited about it and am definitely looking into it. Here's is the translation via Google language tools.


Hi Kathy,
From June to start again our "Pfundlos happy" courses.
This 8 weeks course with success guarantee makes because, where others do not move forward! In "Pfundlos happy" is all about you! It's about your desire figure, your fitness, your feel-good character, your diet and your fat metabolism.
"Pfundlos happy" is not a diet! Decreasing but a concept that works! Healthy and permanently! Meanwhile know that almost everyone: Most diets promise a lot and keep low. And because there is enough Jo-Jo diets there, here is our suggestion: Stop senseless diets!
Modify your active lifestyle. Use the "Pfundlos-happy" - course and learn in the group, healthy eating, proper exercise and positive thinking!

Register directly or to a non-binding information events:
Course start in Horn: Monday 08.06.09 at 18:08 clock
Tuesday 09.06.09 at 18:08 clock

Your Fitness Park - Team

WTF do you think the "Pfundlos-Happy" course is?? Maybe a magic pill you take with my weight loss water???
I'm so glad it starts at 18:08 and not 18:03 cause I'm usually really busy then! Who starts anything at 8 after the hour , strikes me so funny!

20 comments:

Joyce said...

Kathy you crack me up!!! LOL... A few bottle of beer, or a couple of glasses of wine and you by my side I would be on the floor rolling!!! You are a hoot!! LOL...

Does Germany do anything special this weekend as we begin our Memorial weekend?

Enjoy your weekend my friend! xoxo

preppyplayer said...

I think when you are done playing with your Jo Jo you should head over to your wack-a-doo gym!
I started yoga again and am so sore, I wonder how you say yoga in German?

Ina in Alaska said...

Well, I am Pfuddled!! Are you sure you are not a comedy writer? I need to get sporty myself, gotta rid myself of 5 measly pounds (ok maybe some more but 5 is a worthy goal for now). The Weather Channel has Your Locals on the 8s, meaning that at 8 mins. you get a local weather update.

Preppy: Yoga in Germany is Joga, Ya!

xoxoxoxo

Ronda said...

You are too funny! Have a great weekend!
XOXO

Deidra said...

That is so-o-o-o funny! Please report back and let us know what it is! And be sure to show up promptly at 8 minutes after the hour.

pve design said...

Sounds good to me! Finally, I am back with "running" again and it feels good. Only you and decide to be pfundless....Let us know!
pve

A Day That is Dessert said...

That is so funny!!! Have a great weekend Kathy. xoxo

K said...

The 8 after the hour thing is so silly. Who does that?

preppyplayer said...

I hope you have an American style Memorial Day BBQ and know we are missing and thinking of you!
xoxo

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Whahaha...hee-heelarious!
Gotta stay tune for this one...Meantime you have a great weekend dear! XO*

Kwana said...

I'm dying to know what this is about? Please investigate and report back. So funny.

bernthis said...

Maybe they take after lawyers and bill you that way.

Wife in Hong Kong said...

Pfundlos-happy means literally poundless happy ie pound free and happy. It's that ol' German sense of humour at work again! I have just stepped off my own scales in shock. After years and years at the same weight I am two kilos up and have a hearty excess "Dim Sum" layer round my middle, yuk! I guess that makes me Pfundvoll-unhappy!

Debra said...

You make me laugh. Can't wait to hear what this is all about! As my good friend says..."Life is too short to do without". I love that but then what about when you are 'without' jeans that fit!!!!!
Stop by and see me sometime.

heidi said...

I think it's a recession sale... you know--- like the "Funds-Are-Lo" incentive. :-)

Such Lovely Freckles said...

LOL, hilarious. :)

Shady Lady said...

Crack me up! I love Google translator. I keep getting inspired by other bloggers about what to post. I think you've just inspired me as well. :)

bevchen said...

You are funny :-D

I would translate, but then it wouldn't be as amusing any more. I will tell you this though... Pfund is German for pound. May give you more of an idea of what to expect.

the mama bird diaries said...

8 minutes after the hour? That's definitely weird.

Couldn't be... said...

Love, love, love this post :)